“Wow, Mom, you have a really hairy butt!'
It seems you’re always out and about — at the grocery store, school drop-off, a restaurant or a public restroom — when your child decides to roast you, blow up your spot or shout something inappropriate at full-volume.We asked the HuffPost Parents community to share their most memorable stories and pulled in some from Twitter as well.One parenting truth: Your kid will save their most inappropriate comments and questions for public outings.
“I hushed him and told him I would tell him in a minute, but he kept repeating ‘MOMMY, WHAT ARE PANTY LINERS?’ The older gentleman in the aisle could not contain his laughter. From that day forward, the grocery list contained the initials ‘PL.’” —3yo just yelled in the grocery store: MASTER NUT, COME AND MAKE YOUR STINKS COME TRUE!“At a supermarket at maybe 9 a.m. or 10 a.m.
“I was getting two bottles of beetroot juice for the baby shower we were on our way to. A few days earlier we had been to a fancy wine store to get a present for my father-in-law, so I suppose that was the reason. But honestly in the moment I was too embarrassed to remember. I doubt I have ever made it out of a supermarket faster before or since then.” —We won't be coming to this restaurant again.“I was at a baseball game with my son, around age 4, and I took him in the bathroom with me.
“And when I came out there was a woman in her early 50s just shaking with laughter. I said, ‘You now know more about me than you ever wanted to,’ and she said her daughter was 17 and it was a pleasant reminder of those early years.” —Based on the look on the other parents' faces, I'm guessing they didn't know we just finished a race.“At kindergarten orientation, my son kept calling tadpoles sperm.” —We just walked into a public restroom and 4 yelled that it smelled like girl poop.
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