'Sometimes I like to sit and fondly think about my husband not breathing so loudly.' — MaryJustice86
Somehow the husbands and wives of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in 280 characters or less.
Every other Monday, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the last two weeks. Read on for 25 relatable ones that will have you laughing in agreement.My wife said we could save some money by Christmas shopping at Marshall’s. I hope our friends like obscure gourmet snacks and almost Yankee Candles.My husband rolled over and open mouth snored directly into my eyes last night if you’re wondering how we keep the magic alive.
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