It's Rapid Potato Cooker Summer, y'all.
Be warned, this is going to become your only personality trait. It can make batches of six soft, medium or hard-boiled eggs in mere minutes, in addition to poaching, scrambling and making omelettes. Not only will it amp up your breakfast burrito game, but it'll amp up your ramen and egg salad games, too."I saw this on a BuzzFeed list and, even though I am a fully functioning adult who has never had trouble cooking eggs, I had to have it. I have not been disappointed.
It makes especially lovely, perfectly round omelets with minimal cleanup required. Hard and soft boiled eggs cook evenly and taste great. The poached eggs are tender and melt in your mouth over toast. As other reviews have mentioned, the timer alarm is LOUD. Like, a fire alarm mixed with an incoming nuclear missile alarm, but make it about 12 times louder. There's no way to turn it off, so prepare to muffle it up with some cotton and tape if you want to keep your ears. It's the perfect kitchen appliance. I grin from ear to ear every time I use it." —