'Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: 'Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.'' —@mommajessiec
As spooky season approaches, my very interested toddler has been asking"WHAT HIM NAME?" when we see a skeleton or other ghoulish figure on someone's lawn, and since"I don't know" is unacceptable to people who are almost 3, I have been spitballing names of people I don't like.PARENT PROTIP: Don't read that email from the school; save your energy for the follow-up with corrections they'll send in a few minutes.
It’s a beautiful day for a walk in the forest! Except my 3yo brought some ham in her pockets and she dropped some of the ham in a muddy stream and I had to tackle her to stop her from retrieving and eating the muddy stream ham.My toddler wanted to play a game with her baby doll. The idea was to get the baby to lie down and go to sleep. We’ve been playing for over an hour and the baby still won’t sleep. This game is a little too realistic for me.
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