Male kalutas are sex maniacs whose entire purpose in life is to hump as much as possible during a two-week period and then die
Little red kaluta . Photo: Jiri Lochman / NPL / Minden Pictures Awww, look at that little guy up there. That tiny, fuzzy sweetie with soft little ears and tickly whiskers and itty-bitty fur hands. That’s a little red kaluta, a small, carnivorous marsupial from Northwestern Australia. He’s pretty cute, right? Don’t you just wanna cuddle him in your hands and feed him snacks and make sure no harm ever comes to his small head? Well, guess what.
“Sounds like my ex, haha,” you might be saying to yourself. First of all, that’s very funny. But second of all, your ex could never. Per the Times: And their deaths, after their sex romps, are truly gruesome. “The precise cause of death is usually ulceration of the gut track,” University of Sydney terrestrial-ecology professor Christopher Dickman told the Times. “They’ll be leaking blood into their body and begin to suffer organ collapse.”
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