After an explosive birth, I found relief in the weirdest place —
In the weeks after my son exploded out of me like a cannonball, it was truly the little things that kept me going: a steaming cup of coffee, a hot shower, the fact that my iPhone autocorrected “tear” to “twat” every single time I typed it. And I typed it a lot given that I had a third-degree tear and friends who wanted to know about the birth.I’d been warned that the first few weeksare overwhelming, terrifying and exhausting.
In an attempt to soothe the roaring fire in my perineum, I kept my freezer stocked with aloe-dipped menstrual pads called “pad-sicles.” I was worried that my husband might accidentally eat one in a moment of sleep-deprived psychosis.
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