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It's $89 and named 'The Romantic.'

First, the original influencer double-fists martinis and sets a sumptuous holiday-scape, complete with roaring fire, chunky knits, and vintage records. Then, Paltrow’s party of one takes a very merry turn, as she plucks a specialtoy from her mantle. “Don’t forget about number one,” a vaguely horny-sounding narrator says. Is it a decorative gourd? One of those jumbo-size candy canes? Alas, no. Eliminating any confusion: “Yes, that is a vibrator,” the narrator adds.

Goop is well known for its patently “ridiculous but awesome” approach to presents, but in this case, they may have finally hit the right note. For is there any greater gift than, ahem, self-care? Fire up John Legend and Kelly Clarkson’s woke, new version ofWhen you buy something through our retail links, we may earn an affiliate commission.

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