All of these men are pretending to be space cowboys, but can you spot the one who bought himself his own penis rocket to play in?
As television of the 1960s taught us, there are only two ways to prove you’re a real man: go to space or become a cowboy. However, theToday one special little billionaire sweatshop owner achieved his dream of exploiting labor and dodging taxes until he had so much money he could fly his white dick all the way into outer space.
In the latter’s case, it marked the launch of a potential new business venture: Hurtling the world’s wealthiest people toward the stars where there aren’t any poor people and where the few rules that still apply to them on this earthly coil no longer exist.white men yeeted themselves into space and history, wore ugly hats, and self-aggrandized in a way that would earn a diagnosis of psychopathy for someone with less money,white men pretended to do similar things.
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