NORTHAMPTON, MA—Following a long day of work and domestic drudgery, local husband and wife Gene and Brenda Nussbaum are reportedly going at it like a pair of exhausted, sexually inept rabbits. According to sources close to the perpetually tired pair, the two are really going to town on each other like a couple of resigned, sexually incompetent love bunnies who haven’t had sex in weeks. Having listlessly initiated the bout of coitus, sources confirmed Gene Nussbaum is frantically humping his wife like a short-of-breath young buck who at any moment could lose his erection, while Brenda is passively awaiting her husband’s orgasm like a fatigued, sexually disinterested cat in heat. At press time, following Gene’s stunted ejaculation, the Nussbaums were reportedly watching television and eating pretzels like there’s no tomorrow.
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