Has your vagina been feeling down these past few weeks? Perhaps you’ve encountered some unexpected itching, or are occasionally startled by the smell of Tom Ford Velvet Orchid and the faint rustling of a wrap dress from somewhere inside you. Regardless of your particular symptoms, I strongly suggest you run to a doctor’s right away, because miniature Gwyneth Paltrow might have crawled inside your vagina and given it a serious case of the Goop!
new darkness her wretched wellness empire will unleash on modern American women. But I have a sneaking suspicion it might concern vaginas. Why? Well, given the yoni egg baroness’ predilection for up-selling wellness contraptions that you jam between your legs, it’s an easy guess. But a recent promotional image, shared by one of Netflix’s 10 million Twitter accounts, only furthers my suspicion.
that time Goop yelled “Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!” at those Harvard students, except replace her with me, yelling about these hypothetical products that don’t actually exist, but definitely could!A vagina “masque” made out of milk and honeyImplantable LED screen for your vagina that plays
México Últimas Noticias, México Titulares
Similar News:También puedes leer noticias similares a ésta que hemos recopilado de otras fuentes de noticias.
Gwyneth Paltrow Brings Goop to Netflix With New Wellness Series: WatchLaunching in January, ‘The goop Lab’ sees the actress exploring psychedelics, female pleasure and energy healing.
Leer más »
Watch the Trailer for Gwyneth Paltrow's 'The Goop Lab' Netflix SeriesSix-episode series will explore “health and wellness” through Paltrow’s lifestyle brand
Leer más »
Gwyneth Paltrow Brings Goop to Netflix With New Wellness Series: WatchLaunching in January, ‘The goop Lab’ sees the actress exploring psychedelics, female pleasure and energy healing.
Leer más »
https://ew.comEntertainment Weekly has all the latest news about TV shows, movies, and music, as well as exclusive behind the scenes content from the entertainment industry.
Leer más »