OPINION: greggutfeld: Dogs create infinitely more love than problems
Greg Gutfeld and his guests sound off on how dogs bring together people from all walks of life on 'Gutfeld!'Alright, let's do a monologue. Now, it might get a little weird, so stay with me. But tonight, I want to talk about dogs. As I'm sure many of you know, I recently got a dog of my own. Yeah, I got sick of stealing other people's at the park.
But since I got Gus, I started to realize something interesting about dogs as they relate to politics. You see, I think dogs are the great unifier. That as much as certain leaders try to tear this country apart, sometimes dogs quietly help keep us together. Okay. Pelosi is very divisive, but that's because she's 90% pitbull. But we've been together for 30,000 years. You know, when people were barely clothed and smelled awful. But enough about Seth Rogen.So dogs must really like us.
And no offense to cats or cat owners out there, your pets have a lot going for them too. But crapping in a box in the kitchen ain't one of them. And if you're a professional wrestler that owns some turtles, that's okay, too. Giant turtles would make a great pet for Nancy Pelosi. They both live for hundreds of years.
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