Having already ignited the ire of Food Internet by calling attention to my deep hatred for milk, I feel compelled, for some reason, to stoke the fires again by declaring yet another unpopular opinion: the only good banana is a slightly underripe banana. Bananas are best when they are a tad hard and their skins only vaguely freckled, because, when even slightly overripe, they taste bad, they smell bad, and they do bad things to your poo. I know other people disagree with me, but this is my blog post, and in it only my opinion matters, even if it is potentially wrong. And so, in my opinion, the performance artist who allegedly ate a $120,000 banana off a wall at Art Basel Miami this weekend was only pranking one person—himself.
This move was probably good for Datuna’s brand and future name recognitionwall at Art Basel. It was spotty when it first went up, which suggests it had already had a few days to ripen, and a banana’s shelf life outside of a refrigerator is short. Indeed, SFGate.
lightly freckled, but once the spots start to set in, the banana’s time is at its end. A fully ripe banana only lasts for five to 7 days inside a refrigerator, and one can only imagine that outside a fridge, in a hot and humid place like Miami, that clock is sped up. With that information in mind, I can only presume that the banana Datuna ate was overripe, and therefore putrid . I feel sick even thinking about the banana. May Cattelan’s next project involve a less tempestuous fruit.
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