Let's break down the inexplicable decision made by Diane Keaton's character in the 2003 rom-com, Something’s Gotta Give
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Why, I wondered as an adult, did Diane Keaton’s character have to end up with the macho, emotionally stunted music exec played by Jack Nicholson instead of the hot, sensitive, genuinely-in-awe-of-her-talents HEART DOCTOR played by Keanu Reeves? Nicholson’s character, Harry Sanborn, is a 63-year-old owner of several nameless companies, including a hip-hop label, who only dates women under the age of 30 . At the movie’s start, he and Peet, a gorgeous 29-year-old Christie’s auctioneer, are hanging out in her mom’s upscale Hamptons beach house, which they think is available for the weekend — but, plot twist! Her mom and aunt happen to be there for the weekend, too.
Meanwhile, through all of this, KEANU FUCKING REEVES is waiting in the wings. Reeves plays Julian Mercer, the doctor who treats Jack Nicholson after his heart attack. He’s in his mid-30s and has a monster crush on Diane Keaton, because he has some goddamn sense. Nicholson is old. He wears big black sunglasses way too often. In the hospital, he walks around butt naked in his gown and knocks Keaton over, literally showing his ass while drooling on her turtlenecked boob. He listens to loud music and calls younger women late at night. In one scene he wears an offensively oversized green and yellow polo shirt the likes of which we have not seen since, I don’t know, Aeropostale.
And yet, we still get the ending to the movie that we no longer want. Nicholson realizes he loves Keaton, repents of his libertine ways, and shows up on Keaton’s birthday in Paris, which she’s spending with Keanu. She ditches Keanu for Nicholson, and the two reunite on a bridge above the Seine, as snow flurries down and “La Vie en Rose” plays.
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