Things will be different: the sex will get better, you will look hotter, your plants will stay alive, and you will be sleepy all the time.
I was curious to try turning thirty after hearing self-help gurus swear that it’s the secret to finally accepting yourself and being happy. Though they also said that about ayahuasca and moving to New York, and both of those just gave me diarrhea. But I went ahead and did the damn thing, so if you’re one of these twenty-nine-and-belows considering it, but have reservations, read on to find out if being thirty is right for you.
It’s pretty nice there! The temperature is exactly right. There’s no forced conversation, there’s free parking, and you finally have time to water that basil.Whether it’s because your standards are higher or because the peer-reviewed toy you got on Amazon now gets charged more than your phone, the mid-orgasms you were having in your mid-twenties are over. Also, the way you give orders now? You’d make a great lieutenant.
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