See the funniest quarantine monologues from the late-night hosts' return to TV!
also returned with Kimmel classing his monologue up a bit from his"minilogue" YouTube installments. As his episode kicked off, he showed the makeshift lighting and camera rig he had set up in his living room and joked that it was"basically the same setup they use to shoot pornos."
"There is one thing that can make it a lot worse. And that would be if the wi-fi goes out. God forbid. Could you imagine? I don't know what I'd even do. I'd probably just go to a rave and surrender to the virus," Kimmel joked."If someone asked me to choose between wi-fi and running water right now, I would drink my pool."
"For a lot of people, like myself, today began our third week of quarantine. And this is when your survival skills start to kick in," he joked."One of the guys who works on our show, an industrious young man named Max, ran out of toilet paper. And obviously you can't just go out and buy it right now."
Meanwhile, Seth Meyers' made his big return on Monday, after a week of making lengthy installments of his hit segment"A Closer Look," made specifically for YouTube. While he didn't address the toilet paper panic, he did share some useful quarantine tips -- like how to use scotch whiskey to disinfect your hands and pass the time getting hammered.comeback, and spoke with presidential candidate Bernie Sanders via video chat.
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