My Summer Crush Is Watching Women's Soccer in Perfectly Temperate Weather

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My Summer Crush Is Watching Women's Soccer in Perfectly Temperate Weather
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Being outside screaming and drinking, it's the perfect way to spend a summer day

The beauty of summer is the great migration to the outdoors, and the sudden carnal need to do every single activity outside in full view of the sun. Eating, working, socializing, exercise: it all happens somewhere outside once the temperature rises to a certain point. To stay indoors on one of the few days a year when the weather is perfect feels like a waste.

The perfect combination of excitement and time spent sitting on a plastic chair in the sun can be found by attending a soccer match. But for the experience itself to be utterly perfect there are several factors that must come into play. The most important is obviously, which teams are playing. For me, the perfect match-up is between the National Women’s Soccer League’s NJ/NY Gotham FC, my local team, and the extremely talented OL Reign, which boasts star player Megan Rapinoe.

Then there’s the weather. Whilst I prefer the heat to be approaching levels of absolutely disgusting, this isn’t conducive to 90 minutes of running, so the weather should be somewhere in the high 80s, with minimal wind, and not a single cloud in the sky. Not even the cute wispy ones. The sun should be unobstructed so as to give attendees a slight farmer’s tan and allow for optimal viewing of the pitch.

Crowds also play a key role in the perfect summer game day. The one bad thing about women’s soccer is that it is largely the domain of tweens and while I applaud all of my young sisters for getting into sports, I do not want to sit for 90 minutes and listen to tween school drama. Nor do I wish to listen to Susie tween-splain women’s soccer to her father who is asking inane questions to engage his child in conversation.

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