New Ford F-450 Promises To Make Driver Look Ever So Tiny

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New Ford F-450 Promises To Make Driver Look Ever So Tiny
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DEARBORN, MI—Touting that the new model would give customers even more of what they wanted in a pickup truck, Ford Motor Company promised Friday that the new 2022 F-450 would make the driver look every so tiny. “You will absolutely look like a weeny little baby sitting there in your driver’s seat, and we pledge that…

DEARBORN, MI—Touting that the new model would give customers even more of what they wanted in a pickup truck, Ford Motor Company promised Friday that the new 2022 F-450 would make the driver look every so tiny.

nd powerful truck. Someone ought to call their mommy and daddy before they do a big vroom-vroom and someone gets hurt.’ That’s the Ford promise.” Farley added that the F-450 had been specially engineered to make the pickup bed purely cosmetic and unable to hold any weight at all in accordance with the lifestyles of the typical ever-so-delicate Ford customer.

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