'He made a potato salad with raw potatoes because he thought, since it's a salad, you're not supposed to cook it.'
"My brother's friend was high school valedictorian. In college, he gathered up deer turds to play a practical joke on his roommate by putting said deer turds into a box of Cocoa Puffs cereal."
"Two days later, he forgot about it and went to pour himself a bowl of Cocoa Puffs. Instead of nice sugary cereal, he got a spoonful of deer turds.""My husband. He’s a mathematician for the Feds, but he has repeatedly gotten us to the wrong airport in cities that have more than one. Like, at least three times. He’s brilliant, but a moron.
"I said, 'So when your TV is showing an image of the sun...' That’s as far as I got. You could see the wave of embarrassment wash over her face."
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