Starbucks Dangles Tied-Up Union Organizers Over Vat Of Steamed Milk

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Starbucks Dangles Tied-Up Union Organizers Over Vat Of Steamed Milk
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BUFFALO, NY—Tipping back their heads and laughing as they watched their victims struggle helplessly, Starbucks executives were dangling tied-up union organizers over a vat of steamed milk, sources confirmed Thursday. “We wanted to thank you for all your hard work organizing our baristas by making you a special…

BUFFALO, NY—Tipping back their heads and laughing as they watched their victims struggle helplessly, Starbucks executives were dangling tied-up union organizers over a vat of steamed milk, sources confirmed Thursday.

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