The Question Remains: Would You Bone an Alien?

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During a Congressional UFO hearing on Wednesday, a former military intelligence officer said that yes, the U.S. has the bodies of 'non-human biologics.' Hot.

about the Navy pilots who filed reports on objects over the East Coast that “had no visible engine or infrared exhaust plumes, but that they could reach 30,000 feet and hypersonic speeds.” Hot.And I would argue, now that the existence of aliens has been confirmed even, that this question is more crucial and pressing than ever—and I’d like to put it to a vote.I realize the question is complicated and requires several layers of consideration.

A quick informal Slack poll of the Jezebel staff shows that the majority of us agree: We would fuck aliens in most if not all circumstances. Editor-in-Chief Laura Bassett’s initial response was, “yes, if he looks like ,” though she later admitted she’d probably do it even if it didn’t look like Tudyk. Staff writer Kylie Cheung agreed: “even if ugly/disgusting im not above doing it for the bit...”by someone. And if that’s literal teleportation or whatever, I’m down!”

Emily Leibert noted that her standard for fucking an alien would be the same for fucking a human: They just have to have read “at least one book other than Elon Musk’s memoir.” Hear, hear!Now, you tell us. If a peaceful merging of our species with extraterrestrials is right around the corner...you bangin?

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