'Either he didn’t feel it or he did and he was trying to play it off like nothing had happened'
Illustration: Sarah Maxwell Sex Negative is the Cut’s series on the messy, clumsy, unromantic reality of boning.
On the night in question, we were at home having a few drinks. We hadn’t planned to do it then but I could practically feel the excitement radiating off of him as we loosened up. In hindsight, I can see that maybe we should have talked about preparation and expectations a little more. It was totally silent and probably would have been imperceptible if I had simply been in the same room with him, but I had my face buried in the deepest reaches of his crotch, so it was like a fart made specially for me. Suddenly, the physical reality of what I had been doing was in very stark relief, and between thinking about that, the smell of the fart itself, and my sensitive gag reflex, I was frozen in place, trying my best not to vomit.
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