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With mechanical failures, gridlock brought on by VC-backed rideshares, and overweight baggage fees, there's nothing like the holiday travel season to force one to confront one's shortcomings. But for many of us, the unplanned self-reflection might begin long before we take a train — it begins, at home, with the simultaneously hopeful and potentially anxious-making act of packing.
Strategies for arriving at your destination with the correct combination, quantity, and type of belongings — with room for souvenirs — are as individual as the packers themselves. So here, in a trio of wildly specific character sketches in which you might recognize yourself, we've imagined three common packer archetypes with highly gift-able, adventure-ready items from's Cruise 2020 collection — and given each an airport-security-style X-ray reveal.
At least she hadn't had to bother with packing her own valise — that was her assistant Polly's job, which she did exceedingly well by gently folding scented tissue between each layer so that the whole, old-fashioned case was more impressively arranged than the most painstakingly ragù-ed and béchamel-ed lasagna. This was to decrease the friction between Muffy's signature vampiric robes and therefore reduce the risk of wrinkles.
Polly worked from a down-to-the-pearl-button-detailed master list Muffy had calligraphy-ed before every trip. Muffy never went anywhere without framed portraits of her loved ones and reams of sheet music plucked from her personal library according to mood and itinerary. But to her nieces and nephews, it didn't matter if she was coming from Beirut or Grenoble. To them, she was merely a mysterious, soft figure, who came bearing hugs, turn-of-the-century velvet teddy bears , and the endless capacity to listen patiently to their uncomplicated dreams.
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