With all this talk of extraterrestrials, it begs the question, what if these aliens are...hot?
For nearly two years, I have thought of little else. First, there was the New York Times’ December 2017 report on the Pentagon’s Advanced Aerospace Identification Program, which shut down in 2012, and had reportedly found evidence of unidentified aircraft flying in impossible ways.
All of this alien news raises a lot of questions.
Will the aliens think I’m hot? What kind of narrow and restrictive beauty norms do aliens have, and how can I adhere to them? Should I be working out more? Less? Should I dye my hair green, or is that reductive? Why can’t the aliens just love and accept me for who I am, a human woman with hopes and dreams and insecurities, who is so much more than just her breasts, or her fully intact spleen?
How would we kiss? Is kissing even hot to them, or are they all about — I don’t know — pressing foreheads together, or docking belly buttons? Also, what if a hot alien and I try to kiss, and they start sucking on my elbow and I’m like, Oh, uh, that’s not it, and they get really embarrassed and are like, Haha, yeah, I know, I was just kidding, and then we kiss normally, mouth tentacle–to–mouth, but we can never get the spark...
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