It’s almost the final day of the year — of the decade! — and we need a hat to celebrate
Photo: Courtesy of the Retailers It’s almost the final day of the year — of the decade! — and of course we need a hat to celebrate. As everyone knows, the four pillars of the New Year’s Eve hat are: festivity, warmth, sexiness, and a display of the words “HAPPY NEW YEAR.” But how do the available hats on Amazon measure up against these core values? Let’s take a look and see.
WILL IT LOOK HOT: No — I need to stress in the strongest of terms that you are not going to look hot in this hat. I’m trying to imagine Emily Ratajkowski in it and it wouldn’t even look hot on her, not to say you aren’t hotter. The Jaunty Silver Option Amscan New Year's Disco Ball Drop Deluxe Headband $16 at Amazon Buy $16 at Amazon Buy IS IT FESTIVE: Of course.
WILL IT KEEP YOU WARM: About as warm as the last one, I’d say, maybe just in that little spot where the hat is. Maybe you’d also like to hide a little hand warmer under there, for an extra little pocket of heat. WILL IT KEEP YOU WARM: I’m sure! It’ll keep you warmer than the tiaras, at least. Plus you can fit a bunch of hand-warmers under there.
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