'...That's semen.'
"Sitting on the toilet, pooping, and eating something at the same time!! My brother-in-law does that!!""I learned that guys don’t wipe after they pee, which seems fuckin' gross to me. At least pat it dry, so you’re not swinging droplets of piss around in your pants? I asked my ex to do it if he ever expected a BJ or to take a shower before asking, because I wasn't going near his pee-speckled dick.
""When I moved in with my boyfriend, I noticed he would always sit down to pee. I asked him about it and told him I thought men always stood while peeing. He said he sits down because it’s the courteous thing to do since we share a bathroom. I appreciated that, so now I side-eye any of these posts about pee on the rim or floor. Men…do better.""I was never aware how fast — and by fast, I mean lighting-speed — men could change from jeans into sweatpants.