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The attention will be nice and all, but until Thursday, you’ll have no idea there is a world record for Amount of Crap Put Up with in a Lifetime.Your inability to be spontaneous is well known, which will leave people struggling to put a name to what happens when you combust without warning next Wednesday.You’re sick and tired of being treated like a child, except for the sexy parts where they change your dirty, filthy diapers.
Sometimes words are simply not enough to express how someone is feeling, which is why people keep insisting on defecating on your doorstep.Your quest to become the World’s Greatest Lover will be derailed as you continue only meeting people who think you’d be a really great parent.Your old solution isn’t going to work on your new problem. Try drinking twice as much of it.
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