LOW EARTH ORBIT—Amazed and aroused by how majestic and sexy the planet appeared from his spacecraft’s window, U.S. astronaut Alex Freedman was reportedly stunned Thursday by just how fuckable Earth looked from a thousand miles above. “Oh my God, it’s so big and blue and gorgeous, I just want to take it in my hands and……
LOW EARTH ORBIT—Amazed and aroused by how majestic and sexy the planet appeared from his spacecraft’s window, U.S. astronaut Alex Freedman was reportedly stunned Thursday by just how fuckable Earth looked from a thousand miles above.
“Oh my God, it’s so big and blue and gorgeous, I just want to take it in my hands and…,” said Freedman, letting out a deep moan before he went on to explain that while he had been told how aroused he would become when he first gazed upon the planet from space, he had never fully understood its monumental fuckability until this moment. “It’s got those curves, it’s so, so wet, and it’s just getting hotter all the time. It really puts your whole erotic life into perspective.
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