Here's Why Baths Will Always Be Better Than Showers

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Three women on their favorite rituals, plus one who prefers showers.

— I've been dealing with allergies, and my sinuses opened and my muscles relaxed. I also think rosé pairs well with everything."It’s Always There for You

“I fill the tub up high and very hot, and then I occupy myself for, like, 60 minutes, trying on clothes, maybe I'll watch part of a show, and then my fiancé will wander in and be like, 'Are you going to take the bath yet? I want to take a shower.' And that’s when I top it off with more hot water and get in.

I am proud to be the bearer of a butt that is very much alive. One reason why? My posterior and I take showers. If I'm going to sit on my tuchus all day at work, then cushion it some more while I sleep for a solid seven hours, the last thing I want to do is subject my lazy behind to a bath. It's cruel and unusual punishment to marinate in my own filth while my butt fibers inhale their last bubble-soaked breaths.

Some will say that the shower is too utilitarian, too focused on the task of getting clean. But I am never more in touch with my body than when I take a shower. That's because a shower is a standing call to action — suds up those boobs, massage that butt, be greedy with the body wash. Missed a workout? Turn your shaving session into squat drills. Drop the razor, pick up the razor, repeat. There you go: multitasking and living your best life.A bath is no more than a frothy white flag.

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