As the organizers put it, “They can’t stop all of us”
Let’s do this. Photo: Barry King/WireImage/Getty Images So, yes: At this point, it seems overwhelmingly clear that The Truth Is Out There. The navy has admitted that, with respect to those strange “Tic Tac-shaped vehicles” seen zooming through our skies, the simplest explanation may just be the correct one: aliens.
“All of us,” in this scenario, amounts to maybe 400,000-plus people who responded to a Facebook event inviting the masses to “Storm Area 51” on Friday, September 20, 2019. “They” presumably means the U.S. Air Force, which runs this storied Nevada military base, historically a hotspot for alleged UFO sightings and attendant conspiracy theories.
Enter Facebook users “Shitposting cause im in shambles” and “SmyleeKun,” who propose a meet-up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction in Amargosa Valley, Nevada, where the group will “coordinate” the rush. “If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets,” they say, referring to a style of arms-behind-the-back running in which humans emulate characters from the anime Naruto.
Anyway, there’s no guarantee that UFOs definitely, 100 percent mean aliens exist, and we can’t endorse your running at a notoriously secretive military base. That would be dangerous, even if the whole thing weren’t probably a joke.
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