Channel your inner SimoneBiles.
I’m not a particularly flexible person. But that hasn’t kept me from perusing some of the most flexible sex positions in the zeitgeist. It’s a mesmerizing exercise—albeit a somewhat masochistic one, considering I can’t even touch my own toes.
There’s something weirdly captivating about sex positions that require immense amounts of flexibility. Likely because there’s something captivating about extreme flexibility in general—but that’s not entirely it. Because I find myself, at times, more amazed by the idea of some of these sex positions than I am by some of the gymnastics routines I’ve born witness to.
I think the fascination lies within the unceremoniousness of flexible sex positions—there’s something so casual about it. All things considered, sex is a somewhat mundane activity; the thought of doing an arabesque so deep you’re practically doing a split mid-coitus is so astounding it’s almost amusing.
My tone isn’t judgmental—far from it. It’s simply extremely curious. These flexible sex positions are so far outside my norm they’re almost unfathomable to me; I’d love to be able to kick my leg so high I could drape it over my partner’s shoulder and ask him to penetrate me while both of us are merely standing face-to-face.
There’s something kind of incredible about being able to turn any low-key lovemaking sesh into an absolute show, via something that’s so practiced it’s easy. Flexible sex positions practically demand an audience—funny, since they’ll almost always only have an audience of one.1. The Butterfly If you love the classic butterfly stretch—and if your partner is strong enough to hold you suspended in mid-air—the Butterfly might be right up your alley.
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